My Stellar and Stupid Parenting Moments of the Week
By all that is sensible and logical in the universe, I should have introduced this on Friday, or Sunday–those being the typical end of the week days, but being the madly irrational woman I feel confident I have proven myself to be, I’ve left it ’til a Monday. And as the creator of this column, I figured it was only right that I kick things off, and really, since none of my compatriots even suspect I’ve invented it, I have no choice. So here goes. Here are my monumentally stellar and stupid parenting moments of the week:
Going for Gold: This week, I went in to work at the ungodly hour of 6:00 a.m. so I could work nearly a full day and then pull a fast-excape. I wanted to spend the warm, sweet, sticky afternoon with my kids. It was worth it.
Supreme Underachiever: My 6 year old son has never been in organized sports. I have lots of excuses–he’s too young to even get what’s going on, he’s an artist not an athlete, all the poor little buggers do out there on the soccer pitch is chase the ball like a bunch of lemmings–and we can do that in the backyard (and the backyard doesn’t have a registration fee). Really, I’m just lazy. Well, the other day, as we were playing a miniature game of baseball in our registration-free backyard, he got fed up, threw himself down on the patio with his legs splayed and his arms hanging limply at his sides, and shouted, “You NEVER register me for sports!!! I just wanna play sports! You never let me play!!!!!”
Job well done, Sloth-Girl! Job well done.
But after baring my parenting faux-pas, I thought you should hear a real doozy, courtesy of newsoftheweird.com
The reputation of the Japanese for being humble is falling to Western norms among primary-school parents, according to a June dispatch from Tokyo in The Times of London. “Across Japan, teachers are reporting an astonishing change in the character of parents” as they push for their children’s “rights.” In one school’s performance of “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, “there were 25 Snow Whites after “monster parents” bullied officials into admitting that it was not fair to have just one kid in the title role. [The Times (London), 6-7-08]
Have a moderately sane, occasionally indulgent parenting week!